New Democratic Candidate for President?

Saddam Hussein appeared in court today. He said Bush is the real criminal. That Bush is doing this to win the election. Sounds familiar. Sounds like Teddy Kennedy, Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi etc. I think Saddam would be a pretty good replacement candidate for the Democrats. He would already have worldwide appeal. Our so-called allies in Europe are steamed that he's not in charge anymore, as they fiercely opposed his removal, I'm sure they'd be happy to see him in charge of a nation again.

Perhaps someone forgot to mention Saddam was anti-Communist (one reason we supported him in the '80s, but the fact that there were actual reasons is conveniently forgotten). This would lower his support among Democrats and Euroskanks. Billy Crystal told John Kerry, "If you're having good time, tell your face." Unlike Kerry, Saddam, like President Clinton (not that I'm comparing the two...Clinton loved Communists), knew how to live it up.