Bush gives Chirac the finger...metaphorically speaking

French President Chirac scolded Bush for saying he believed Turkey should be in the EU. Chirac said he believed it was none of Bush's business. France doesn't mind sticking her gigantic nose into our business, so Bush ignored Chirac (as he has a habit of doing) and gave a speech supporting Turkish entry into the EU.

There's no delicate way to put it. Chirac is an arrogant prick. I'm all for anything we can do to make this dickhead look bad. We should actively seek to curb French influence and power wherever we can. If you think France is an ally of America, you are an idiot.