Stop whatever you are doing, a Koran was abused!!!

After a poorly sourced Newsweek story about "Koran abuse" was discredited (following riots and protests that killed over a dozen people), the mainstream media has begun to work tirelessly to find evidence of Koran abuse. Meanwhile, Muslim fanatics (of the variety that riot, kill, and call for jihad when a book is abused) have murdered scores of innocent people in cold blood.